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Cover of the great Luke Ski's parody of "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow, ©1994 David Baerwald, Bill Bottrell, Wyn Cooper, Sheryl Crow, Kevin Gilbert/Sony ATV Tunes LLC. Also incorporates "Stuck in the Middle with You" by Stealers Wheel. Parody lyrics by the great Luke Ski, additional parody lyrics by Beth Kinderman & Dave Stagner. Originally released on the "Worst Tribute Ever" Luke Ski tribute album. Buy it and other great Luke Ski music at www.thegreatlukeski.com. Subject matter: Pulp Fiction and the other films of Quentin Tarantino.

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This ain't Jurassic Park
It ain't Forest Gump, either
This is Pulp Fiction

"You know they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale with Cheese in France?"
Says Vincent Vega next to me out of nowhere.
I'm getting into character, a gangster named Jules.
Just like Mr. Pink, or Blonde, or Brown, or Orange.

And he's plain stupid to me,
And I wonder if he's ever given a foot massage in his whole life.
And we are drinking tasty beverages at 7:25,
In an apartment with Brad and his Big Kahuna burgers.

And Brad and his business partners ain't talking their way out of this shit,
'Cause I don't remember asking them a goddamn thing!

Brad should now "What" ain't a country,
So I read them Ezekiel 25:17.
Well, they're nothing like Vincent and me,

'Cause all we wanna do is shoot some guns,
And I get a feeling that we're not the only ones.
All we wanna do is shoot some guns.
We're just like Seinfeld with live ammunition.
All we wanna do is shoot some guns,
Until Quentin yells "cut" on the Tarantino movie yard.

Mia likes a five dollar shake late in the evening,
And Butch likes to read a watch from his father's butt.
Marsellus fixes fights but he should watch his back for Zed and The Gimp.
Fabienne eats blueberry pie for breakfast.

Marvin lost his head so we took him to Jimmy's house,
But Jimmy informs us that he's not a dead hipster storage.

The Wolf comes to dispose of the car.
Honey Bunny doesn't want to kill anybody.
Ringo shouts out "Garcon, coffee!"

(Well I don't know why I'm singing this song
I got a feeling that something is wrong
I'm so scared that this is getting too meta
And I don't think it will get any better
Rappers to the left of me, filkers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Luke)

But all we wanna do is shoot some guns,
And I get a feeling that we're not the only ones.
All we wanna do is shoot some guns.
Oh, I'm sorry did I break your concentration?
All we wanna do is shoot some guns,
Until Quentin yells "cut" on the Tarantino movie yard.

Otherwise, the chopper is ours.
The Fruit Brute, Red Apples, and the Kangaroo too.
The flies and the blowtorch and the old bedroom set.
The Pigs and the dorks.

But all we wanna do is shoot some guns,
And I get a feeling that we're not the only ones.
All we wanna do is shoot some guns.
My life is saved by divine intervention.
All we wanna do is shoot some guns,
And me and Vincent are gonna get medieval on your...
All we wanna do is shoot some guns,
Until Quentin yells "cut" on the Tarantino movie yard.
Oh yeah, From Dusk 'Till Dawn on the Tarantino movie yard.
Oh yeah, with Jackie Brown on the Tarantino movie yard.
With the Deadly Viper Squad on the Tarantino movie yard.
In a white Dodge Charger on the Tarantino movie yard.

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from Return of the Son of More Songs About Robots & Death, released November 7, 2013
Justin Hartley - washboard, djembe, handclaps, narration
Beth Kinderman - vocals, acoustic guitar, handclaps
Dave Stagner - electric guitar, lap steel, bass, synths, handclaps, vocals

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Beth Kinderman & the Player Characters Minneapolis, Minnesota

If you like epic song cycles based upon multi-thousand-page fantasy novels, thought-provoking lyrics, violin solos, complex vocal harmonies, huge drums, and weird guitar effects, but you also think that more musicians should write songs about surviving the zombie apocalypse and attempting to sleep with video game characters, Beth Kinderman & the Player Characters are the band for you. ... more

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